I hope this club lasts all year. Does anybody else? I think if we are to have it remain (in other words, to keep thing as such) then we must either feed it an excess of Swiss sweets or a feast of fresh fruit. We have to avoid shitting in our club's mouth, which is at present well-brushed. So make sure your airplanes are carrying European passengers, nice ones (not French?) and not fat, quick-to-point-out Americans. Let us give if we are to get. Let us lift if we are to be lifted. Let us finish. . . well maybe that's the wrong word. I'm just saying, I admire this club and its members. Listen! Are you listening? Well............................WRITE! No, really. You administrators are so good at it, yes, even you "Chaste Chancellor". You are just what I was praying would come out of the metalwork and clang into this club. As your silly, silly magistrate I raise a toast, "Long live us!" (or if not, at least "Live us!"
P.S. Zeb, you got me all hanged up on ze grimoir. I ask, once you are over being so smarter than we all. Can you tell us grammar. Like maybe hand out, presentation or! I meaned "?" Really; I means can you asist us in grimoir w/ you're talentz?
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ReplyDeleteI hope this club lasts through the entire year. Does anybody else? I believe that, if we intend to preserve this club, we must feed it either an excess of Swiss sweets, or a feast of fresh fruit. We must avoid shitting in our club's mouth; it is a mouth which is, at present, quite well-brushed. Toward this end, ensure that your airplanes are carrying European passengers-- nice ones, neither French, nor fat, nor critical, nor American. Let us give, so that we may receive. Let us lift, so that we may ourselves be lifted. Let us finish. . . Well, maybe that is not quite the right word. I am simply saying that I admire this club and its members. Listen! Are you listening? Well… WRITE! No, really. You administrators are very good at writing-- yes, even you, "Chaste Chancellor". You are exactly those whom I prayed would come out of the metalwork and clang into this club. As your silly, silly magistrate, I raise a toast. "Long live us!” Or, if it is more to your liking, “Live, us!”
ReplyDeleteP.S. Zeb, you have gotten me all hung up on grammar. I ask that, once you have recovered from the intoxicating realization of your superior intelligence and superlative good looks, you inform us on the subject of grammar. Perhaps you might hand out informative pamphlets, give a presentation, or show us your naughtier bits. I ask that you rid us of our grammatical short-comings.
S00per d0uche. Iyem real sary.
ReplyDeleteZeb that comment is fucking amazing. Where did you learn to edit like that? It's quite fucking professional, really. But in all seriousness, I would like you to be my editor.
ReplyDeleteHahaha I'm Philip Levine.
ReplyDeleteSilence.
Pretentious joke. Hahaha We're Berkeeeley.